A wormhole. Not a metaphor. Okay, maybe a little.

What is the High Falootin Technology Corporation?

Excellent question. We're still workshopping the elevator pitch, but the rough draft is: we take absurdly complex technology problems and make them look deceptively simple — preferably while making someone laugh in the process.

"Making a better tomorrow the yesterday of today."

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Temporal Thinking

We solve problems that don't exist yet. Occasionally we also solve problems that already exist, but that's more of a side effect.

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Applied Weirdness

From blotter art e-commerce to AI-assisted trading systems, our portfolio is what happens when curiosity has no supervision.

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AI-First Everything

Not in a buzzword way. In a "we gave the AI access to production and somehow it's going fine" kind of way.