We are testing the limits of what is possible in the realm of making data look sexy again. Applying forwards thinking technology to common problems in low-tech fields while adhearing to best practices to keep the information accessible to all.
Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! Well, we did do the nose.
Look, my liege! Be quiet! What do you mean? Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Why do you think that she is a witch?
LSD Blotter Art & Other Oddities
Why would a robot need to drink? Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Is that a cooking show? Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. You mean while I'm sleeping in it? Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault!
Tying Up Lost Threads
Bring her forward! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! Bloody Peasant! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!
High Falootin Technology, Corp.
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! We want a shrubbery!! Be quiet! Burn her!
No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Saving the world with meals on wheels. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
A website for a Towing company & a chain of gas stations in Ma.
No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Did I mention we have comfy chairs?
The complete anythology of Dax Riggs.
I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Shut up and get to the point! Throw her in the brig. Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"!
All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school! Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.
A Plugin for the Hearthstone Deck Tracker Application.
Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense.