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Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! Well, we did do the nose.

Look, my liege! Be quiet! What do you mean? Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Why do you think that she is a witch?

Your bones don't break, mine do. That's clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don't get sick, I do. That's also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. We get some in our lungs, we drown. However unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and I. We're on the same curve, just on opposite ends.

Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.

Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they're friends, like you and me! I should've known way back when... You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr Glass.

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Tripatourium

LSD Blotter Art & Other Oddities

Why would a robot need to drink? Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! Is that a cooking show? Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. You mean while I'm sleeping in it? Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault!

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Tying Up Lost Threads

Tying Up Lost Threads

Bring her forward! Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical! Bloody Peasant! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

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High Falootin Technology, Corp.

High Falootin Technology, Corp.

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! We want a shrubbery!! Be quiet! Burn her!

No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. Saving the world with meals on wheels. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

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Gaeta Towing

A website for a Towing company & a chain of gas stations in Ma.

No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you? The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

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Wicked Tongue

The complete anythology of Dax Riggs.

I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Shut up and get to the point! Throw her in the brig. Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"!

All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school! Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.

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The World of Stephen King

The World of Stephen King

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense.

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Walter, come off it. You're not even fucking Jewish. You're fucking Polish Catholic. Yeah? What do you think happens when you get divorced? You turn in your library card? Get a new driver's license? Stop being Jewish? That wasn't her toe. Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American. Please. Well sir, it's this rug I have, really tied the room together. She's gotta feed the monkey, I mean —hasn't that ever occurred to you, Sir?

I know my rights. But that is up to little Larry here. Isn't it, Larry? Who's in pyjamas, Walter? No, the, uh, police chief of Malibu. A real reactionary. We're scattering the fucking ashes! Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes "click".

Yeah man, it really tied the room together. We wanted to talk about little Larry. May we come in? Nihilists! Jesus. My dirty undies. Laundry, Dude. The whites. Mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain. Call the medics, Dude. This Chinaman is not the issue! This Chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill so what the fuck are you talking about?